Lest it all changes

I cannot believe what's been happening to me.  Looking back on my recent posts I realized that I actually put up stuff that is not gibberish and contained real opinions.  So I figuratively slapped myself in the face and started typing who knows what instantly in an attempt to combat this slippery slop of ligitness (Note: Ligitness is a new word referring to a state a person finds themselves that mainly includes being severely ligit. Eg: I have found myself to be in a place of ligitness).

I can feel the momentum slowing already... This brings a sigh of relief to my wearied mind, now that I'm back to wasting your time I'll ask that you take a literal minute break from reading.  If you just kept going on with reading without pausing, I'd understand but if you did take a break, all I can say is I'm impressed at your commitment.  Plus it means I can write a whole minute less of material because you wasted that minute all on your own... So if you didn't pause, I guess you'll miss out on that minute of time that you could have easily wasted, but a las.

I simply cannot waste your time properly without having a significant post script

so here it is.... and just after typing that

I ran out of ideas.  So if you missed out on

the previous minute break I guess

this is what I call a second chance. 

(FYI I'm just asking that you waste one literal minute).