Here, as I promised

Sorry, I just thought this funny but I'm writing this for no good reason, I put these things down as if there are real readers out there. Letter after letter, keystroke after keystroke i write my thoughts down for the utterly unvast amount of readers actually reading this.

As I mentioned here it is, as promised

p.s. I know that unvast isn't a word, I just decided I liked it.

So Here's the scoop

Even though I just love to write to you my large audience, and love all the excellent feed back that I receive all the time. I've decided to point this blog into a new direction, I love to draw and so I thinking I'm going to start posting some of my comics on this blog. After a couple of these posts I'll see what you my readers think about this new direction, then I'll continue from there. So I hope to have the first comic up within the month, and your feedback would be very highly welcomed

p.s. I think this library only lets you take out books, they don't have any cookies

something a bit Diffrent

Well it's me again as you might assume unless more then one of me is writing these blogs once a month.... Any way as the title of this suggests I'm trying something new, I being a fan of photo editing do a touch of such things myself and this next blog is just going to show you my most recent work of art.





This Picture is of an all famous Nintendo Character known as Samus and I just happened to carve a pumpkin with her helmet and I decided to add the two pictures together.

ps. The Male Ego is like a rough delicate flower

Thanksgiving more like Ineverhavenoughiving

A time to look back and reflect, a time to think about all of the good things that we have and most of all a time to think of how much better this time would be if we had better things to be thankful for. This is the message we are bombarded with these days, that new thing you just purchased is way to old and you need this months newest improvement. Buy, buy buy get get get, when will it be enough. If only we could truly just be satisfied by I, along with most of society in Canada and the United States, are never satisfied. I wish I wasn't and I try not to be but I am consumed by the consumer's rush. I know that isn't isn't as funny as usual and I also know that my faithful readers might be disappointed at this but I just had to type this down I hope you have a good thanksgiving weekend and I hope that you do take time this year to be thankful.

p.s. You should never mess with the two Broad Swords of Doom

a Story from my Life

Well I know I don't like to tell you much about myself(who knows which creep is reading this, and if you are that creep then stop reading this), but I thought I should tell this story any way. Where I come from people are very serious about their potatoes like really that's all there is, just potatoes, that's are only claim to fame. Any way I was working on the line one day, actually I was on the clod hopper(a machine that tries to take some dirt out of the load of potatoes before they go back into the shed and my job is to throw the good potatoes it picks out back on the line), and I go to grab one of those potatoes. This is the good part, you haven't lived until you go to grab a potato and you end up grabbing it's insides because the outer shell is so thin and your fingers just break through. The insides are like a pudding one that looks bad, smells bad, and most of all is bad.

p.s. I have nothing to write here today

Laughter

Probably one of the body's weirdest functions, besides thinking i suppose. I mean it's a noise that can't be controlled except for held in, but i mean you can't control how your laugh sounds. Like it's made up of a bunch of different sounds that come from air that vibrates your voice box with weird wave lengths. All of a sudden your laugh will change unannounced and sometimes that change will include a strange snorting like sound that is truly bizarre. Then some people have that unnatural
sawing sound laugh like really fast breathing, it's like there hyperventilating. Then, usually when your tired, you get a fit of laughter that won't stop and that just kills your gut after about a minute and forces yourself to fight for air. When the laugh finally stops, any word that exits another person's or your own mouth causes you to brake back into that fit of laughter.

ps. my sister just snorted with laughter

The Man

The Man, who runs the world in other case, is made up of a lot of different people who run different companies. For instance the man of the music listeners world is obviously Mr. I-Pod i mean seriously he just controls everything almost everything to do with listening to music. When it comes to computers the man is most definitely Microsoft, you do know who the riches man in the world is right, and you have one company to thank for that, Microsoft. How ever to me there is one man who runs all of the men and that would have to be OPEC (Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries). The start to close the tap on the gas flow and they sway the world, and the same goes for when they really just open it up, fortunately they're tight grasp on society is weakening with the help of electric cars and different vehicles of the like. Maybe someday Manitoba will be the man with all our hydro dams and our vast water source, maybe the whole world will be at our beckon call

Ps. Dogs can grow beards all over

Ware Wolves vs Vampires

Who would win, really I can't say for both of these creatures are imaginary but still one can't help but imagine. Alright Vampires have super human strength and speed, but they have don't have many weapons to their advantage, like they have to get really close to suck any blood. On the other hand Ware Wolves only have their teeth and claws, but also have speed and strength. Both of these creatures would have a good chance in a open ring but I feel that a Vampire would win in a forest setting. In the ring the wolf could see the vampire coming and would have longer range to strike the Vampire, but the Vampire could evade the attacks. In the forest a Vampire can silently stalk the Ware Wolf and attack from behind but again the Ware Wolf could wait in a tree and ambush the Vampire from above, but that could be a hard task if the Vampire was a bat. Over all I think that a Vampire has the greatest advantage because of it's ability to turn into a bat and almost vanish but if they weren't cowards the Ware Wolves would win in an actual fighting situation.

Curse you Common sense

Don't you hate it when you can't surprise someone, they always figure it out and you don't know why. Maybe it's the fact that they just say they knew it after the fact and tell you they didn't want you to stop the surprise. Planning a surprise for someone is hard enough and if that person knows that it has been planned you might as well tell the person who is planning so they can talk about it out in the open and freely. Say for instance your planning a surprise birthday party for some one it's going to be great and your continually looking over your shoulder watching who you talk in front of and what you say, and you know it would be easier to just to not surprise them. You really want to surprise them so you go through all this just for them to have known the whole time. well hope you understand, all of you who read this good night for now

ps. now who buys who lunch

creativity

This idea struck me while driving and being past by a sports team's bus The team's name just happened to be Cougars the same as my home schools mascot. This made me realize just how common some names are when it comes to sport's teams, I can assure you that you to have noticed this. Some names just are easy to copy like Mustangs, Eagles, and of Course Cougars if you don't have one of these names as a Sports team near you I would be pleasantly surprised. If they can't come up with something creative at least make it sound good not Regina Cougars, try some thing like Regina Rams or even Raiders, honestly. If we aren't going to put effort into the small things of life then what's the point of putting effort into the big ones. Ta Ta for now, so I'm signing off

p.s. Everything is going as planned

Never Fear I'm Still Here

I know, I know I had all you, my readers worried that I'd never blog again and that I had given up, but thank you all for believing that I hadn't this blog hasn't reached many people and probably never will but I'll blog on.

In this next post I will tell you what I think. I think that we have to change society so that not everything is such a big deal, especially when there is this economic crisis. For instance it cost, us big bucks just to have Barack Obama come into Canada. We could have saved lots of Money but no, millions of dollars go towards his visit that could have gone towards helping families in need. If Obama is for what he says he's for then I don't think he would mind a lesser reception if the money was going for a good cause. Change can be bad and it could be good, and I believe that if we learn to spend less and live with less that is a good change. I will write soon so don't run away.

PS. can you smell propane .....

Memory

I personally think our human memories our weird how we remember, what we remember, and when we do so. When we start to loose our memory we usually remember the earlier things in life and yesterday is gone, out of sight out of mind. Then there are those memories that feel so important to us but when we talk to someone else about them, maybe the only other person that can remember, they've forgoten. I can't remember what I was told ten minutes ago in comparison to what I remember about my self as a younger child. I just think its weird that I of little age can forget what I have to bring along to school.

I know Christmas is over

I know that the Christmas season is past but I too had a holiday from blogging and know is time to explain to my readers, Dustin, John, why I'm a little mad. All through the Christmas season for the past years I've heard business owners, Walmart greeters and people behind Cashiers wishing me season's Greetings or Happy Holidays. The Word Christmas is more outlawed then swearing, do they not know that swearing might offend people like myself. Canada excepts every religion and tiptoe around everyone's feelings besides those of the Christians we except every other religion except the one we used to follow. Until recently Canada was known as a Christian Country, well not any more everything is molded to suit others needs while us Christians are bent until we can't take it any more, I only have two cheeks to turn. I beter stop now, befor I blow a fuse so I'm signing off

Fair well to those reading
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