If I had to tell you I'd say this is the last post befor a break for Christmas

I love my long titles don't you... Oh right posting. Here I am a hopeless Student fortunately God just finished almost the last piece of homework that I had through my fingers. What I mean to say is that my homework is almost done for the semester. Boom, head shot, my team: 1 homework: 0.

So to get to the funny part, which means I will continue to ramble, which will probably not be funny at all. But here is hoping.

You know what the easiest way is to make people laugh? that's right to make fun of people, however that would be mean, and you know me... Never mind, don't answer that. That all being said it is not mean if you make fun of yourself, then everyone can laugh and nobody gets heart. So your wondering why don't you start making fun of yourself than. (Get ready) (ps. don't read the stuff in the brackets... just think it)
I can't skate...
oh well that's funny I could not hear you laugh, ah there it is. Classic.


There, enough rambling for you.


P.S. on an actual serious note, thanks for everyone who prayed that I would get through this week, Thank You kindly.

Hello November, oh wait December

Well it is just about that time again, a post is most defiantly due... am I right... uh, guess not. Soo oh, I just wrote this post and deleted it for it was just about stupid french fries and that just wouldn't be understood by most of you guys. So I'll post what the public wants. Ronald, this ones for you, aka it will make less sense than usual.

Do you ever get the idea something could be very funny, but than when you write it down or say it out loud, it is just dumb. Well that just happened to me twice in the past ten minutes as I tried composing this post. Well that could be hilarious (at least it makes me laugh) than I read it and figure actually nobody would laugh at that, don't do stupid. The best bet to get people to laugh is to get to the joke right away, and don't waste time typing random words. Than people loose interest like the five people that just read the first two sentences and hit the back button. Okay more like one person, but still you get the point. In order for me to get people to laugh at this post I would have to hit the punchline as soon as possible.


One word seems to pop into my mind right about now, Hypocrite, yes no maybe.....

PS. I think a curly haired chef wants my fries, and I think I'll have to let them go for their benefit.

I'd re use my most famous post's title but what can you do

So so, we meet again, on this awkward plane called the World Wide Web, this is great isn't it. Well as a update I'm doing really not awful, and yes I did just steal that from an old t.v. show, I am a rebel. Sitting in a coffee shop with three guys, that have just admitted that they won't read this later and you know what, I'm all right with that. To be honest I've almost gotten use to the fact that I am not writing this for anybody but my self. Even though the idea of an audience seems nice but then you have to live with Criticism and complaints, I just rather not because staying the same seems just about swell to me. So you that I have just acknowledged as pretty well a total of nobody, it was nice to write to you.



As they say somewhere in the world, That's all folks, well not forever, but for now


P.S. That's Bubcus (also stolen)

What Really

I'm mean S E R... ah never mind, seriously though one Corder the way done my very first year of Bible College, Wow. but enough about me, I mean seriously you guys are incredible and this the blogs 3rd anniversary and your still pulling through. I applaud you, not really, if I did my roommate with a name, might just make fun of me. Also on a side note, I don't think this is actually an anniversary, I just made up that little fact, that small piece of knowledge, straight out of my noggin. Okay you want the facts I just checked and Since my first blog we've been going Two years and about a month. That calls for a little sparkling juice, and pretzels. As I said before W O... ah never mind. Wow, that is a long time.

F Y ah.. something or other, Corder is spelled like that for a reason, I would tell you that reason, but then I would have to disclose one certain person's Identity and I defiantly cannot do that,

You may ask, does it feel good to be a quarter done the school year?

P.S. In a word, (stolen) It sure does

News more than anything

So, here I am at Bible College in a small city know by some of you but for those of you who are creepy, I'm not going to tell you the name of the city. Life is great, the first week was a little shaky and the second wasn't much better but the third came and I felt more at home. Now in the forth week, I feel so glad that I am here and I'm really enjoying myself and what God has already shown me. Home work seems like lots, but it's not too bad that I can't fin..... oh shoot! GTG Bye..

Just kidding, calm down I'm still here, and I'm not going any where, yet. I sure fooled you guys, well not really, sorry. But imagine if I had, the joke would have been on you.

However in all seriousness, I am leaving now till next time

ps. my anti-salutations would be on the right
but the feature is gone, if you know what I mean

See you again some time, or like the Germans say
Avedersane (or however you spell that)

Alright you caught me

your Right, I am probably reaching for this one, Your also right in saying the only reason I'm posting this is because I might not post anything for the first part of Bible College, unfortunately. So here it goes...

You know that parking women, in previous posts... Yep that's her well apparently she doesn't like to be called an acquaintance, too bad nobody warned me until after she read my post. Oh B O Y (the spaces mean you pronounce each letter individually) O K. Moving on the last meeting we had I almost got that death ray stare again for said folly of mine, fortunately she set it to stun (Like a Phazer Gun). Or else I would of died Several Times that evening.

Going down a bit of a rabbit trail here but in my younger grades at school I always thought that Several meant Seven, just a smoother way of saying it, so I was always confused when the teachers math was way off.

So to rap it up, If that "Friend" of mine is reading I'm sorry, with just a touch of S Q S, (readers, I hope you catch on, If not read a couple posts down... NO not that one.. one lower)

PS this was suppose to be a serious post, and look what happened .

Words on the page

Again, like 96.417% of my posts, this one means little to nothing, so lets begin wasting your time then, shall we. A little while ago my family was talking, like we normally do, when the topic of highway dashes came up. We're like, "how long are they," "4feet" "No way longer they just look short, maybe 10 to 12 feet long" "No, there way shorter" "That's just while traveling" "how come I didn't know this till now... I can't believe I lived my whole driving life up till now without knowing that." That is about how the conversation went on for the next minute and it was sort of funny (please note that I said sort of instead of sorta).

So, just wondering, how many of you just thought to yourselves, there's no way those lines are more then 5 feet long. But believe me, they are, like truly, why would I lie to all of you not reading this

p.s I hope you enjoyed me wasting your
time, until next time, Toodles

Post number 34

Hello again, it's just you friendly neighborhood, not so red, blogger, writing a post to let you know I haven't forgot about you guys (sqs). So another post added to the old post box, and again this ones mainly about nothing so read on nothing lovers. These days feel long and the nights feel short but all in all a pretty good life I live, a work crew leader by week, and a normal kid by weekend. Life remains the same by changing all the time, for instance the big ol' bro has moved into a small ol' house and in three 'ish' months his wife will join him in said house. School's done, but school just begun, (aka Bible College in the fall).

I know, I know, this post wasn't funny, and in fact any of you who read it are probably thinking well, that was a large waste of 3.17 minutes but I still felt I had to write something to you guys.

p.s. just a reminder, I'm as smart as peanuts

The Death of the Salesman

By Sales"man" I mean "Person" (sqs) again, this post like most of my other ones are about society in general. In this society that I happen to be a part of, the sales"person" has little to no use. Sure you can have a good salesperson help you and you feel like they did a good job selling an item, however. It is my belief that almost every salesman has, effectively, been replaced by us, us the public, with a little help from my friend the internet. (there there little guy) I mean almost every "smart" consumer wants to know what a product is like before buying it and where do they get that info. That's right you know who's responsible for that. Review after review red over and over to get the specs and results, the pros and cons, and what its good for and if that is what you want. Once you have a good idea of what it's like from reading what people write down on some sort of blog about all sorts of stuff and you trust them even if you've never met them. You march down to the store that they, same people as previously mentioned, say you can get your hands on this i-tem, (and yes that's an anti apple joke). Once you get down there it doesn't matter what the salesperson says you make your choice and walk out of the store in ruffly 21.34 minutes without blinking an eye, and you walk out knowing you made the best choice. Since it's going a little long, I let you fill in the rest of the blanks.


PS. (sqs) = Sarcasm, for those who are too embarrassed to admit they aren't up on such slang due to fear of ridicule, don't fear I just made it up today.

Welcome to Facebook

So, another post, have you ever seen the home page for Facebook, I have, and you know what it reminds me of... That's right a drive through for fast food, I mean seriously
"Welcome to Facebook, may I take your order" "ah, yes I would like a medium page with little to no information about myself" "Okay, would you like a photo album with that" "uh mm sure, yes, yes I would" "That's all for you today" "Yes, thank you" "Okay that comes to free.99 plus tax as well as shipping and handle comes to a complete total of $0.00. Go to the next page to pic up your order, and have a good day."
Another satisfied customer I mean really what a life we live in, everything we want in an instant.

ps. If you click on an ad, that will cost you extra

Oh Boy

You know what it's like to be betrayed by a friend, to another friend, who's not even a friend yet, more like an acquaintance. Oh B O Y do I, said acquaintance asked me to drive her car to location of not said place. I, the obedient, nice child that I am, do so and not to mention I park it in a considerable ok place. Then big old bad brother Dustin says, "no that's not good enough, give me the keys so I can park it in the furthest place away from the doors." With a flick of the wrist my reputation is thrown away, and if that's not bad enough. Said brother's "Fiance" and another "Friend" have to take the car from there to another lot entirely. When it's all said and done the acquaintance comes back into the building and Interrogates me just short of death. ( by death, I mean figurativly speaking, there was no actual physical violence ) All the while the guilty party just stands around letting acquaintance believe what she may and blame me for this whole ordeal.

So I guess the moral of the story is that, just because your friends with someone on Face Book doesn't mean your friends with them at all.

PS. this post is to all of you who ad or except "Friends"
just cause you talked with them once

Attention all Readers and Non Readers Alike

For those of you who haven't bowed to the vile ways of Apple, lend me your eyes and read this post. Apple is getting stronger and stronger, and there's nothing we can do to stop them, unless we act now. Now is the time for action, what we need is a hero to step forward or a number of heroes, and I all ready have a number in mind. 3 companies that need to join forces for the first time ever to take the beast down a few notches. NINTENDO for there creativity thinking and brilliant Intuition, SONY for there sweet graphics and detailed games, and MICROSOFT for there good ideas, well mainly for their money but still. If these 3 companies would join forces to make the ultimate Gadget they would all stand a chance of lasting through the Apple Explosion. For those laughing, and I know your out there, you better zip that lip because this is the best plan anyone has ever come up with to stop Apple in there tracks. For instance which good Comic Book Series doesn't have at least one episode where arch nemesis team up and defeat a common Bad Guy.

P.S. Keep Standing Strong against The All Consuming APPLE,
that surprisingly looks like a retro gaming icon.

So Ohhhhh

I was thinking, even though I was told in person to continue this Blog, and I feel like I want to continue I....


Uh, never mind I'll finish that after this months entry into my Blogs Archives. So it was one of those Sunday Afternoons again today. You know the kind, where it "feels" like everyone has something to do and people to see or places to go and I am stuck at home again. However, here is my attempt at giving you, my audience, a chance to laugh. Personally I want to know why this society we live in stresses the things that we do. I'm not talking about the "important" things either, I'm talking about Cell Phones! Dun Dun Daaaaaaaa..... Anyways, as those who go school know most teachers hate Cell Phones in Class or even being used in the school while the students are on spares. However these same teachers seem to not even care about larger and worse things that these Students Participate in. Oh lets say what illegal activities they participate in on the weekends, you all know what I'm talking about. Sure there's not much they can do about stopping it, but they could at least stop the kids from talking about there extracurricular activities on the weekend. If you don't find this funny, think about this, almost every student has been told to remove their hat or it will be taken away. Or which student has never been told, not asked "Don't Eat In The Hallway." This is funny because who's actually offend by this minor offenses when you think about the people offend by dirty jokes or fowl language and these things are sometimes greeted with a Cordial warning from the same teachers. Well if you didn't laugh, I'm sorry.

ps. I'll see what I can do about keeping this blog running

And on and on it goes

So, life goes on in small town, of country that I live in, and changes have to be made. I have given this a lot of thought and though I'm still not certain I have to admit I might stop blogging. I personally like my blog but the way my life is traveling I think it won't be easy to keep writing especially if this blog isn't red by anyone. (For you that do read this, I'm sorry for calling you nobodies) Any way, the only problem with me giving up this blog is that I get so much enjoyment out of expressing my thoughts even though I have one non family related reader that I'm aware of. However my expression of feelings might just have to stop at least for now, unless I get feed back telling me otherwise. So please if you want me to continue this blog please let me know.... Who knows, maybe I like this blog to much to give it up regardless, or maybe I'll just start up again on a later date.

ps. I'm sorry that this last post had little to no humor, Sincerely ME

Do Carnavel Workers make a decient wage yet?

This is going to be interesting since I'm too lazy to get actuall facts I'm just going to make stuff up, ready... good. It is my belief that before 1980 people working in Circuses and Carnavels made next to nothing, and the only reason they worked there is because nobody would give Miss. Beard or Mr. 15 toes a job. So they took a easy job that relied on the fact that you could take the pain of looking at people who you knew were staring at you for something that wasn't your fault. However now the Circus doesn't rely on a "Freak Show" the people who are in it actually have talent and should get paid. In fact I think they make a decent wage compared to the average Joe, don't you. If you look at Circus of the sun aka cirque du soleil their made up of elite athletes and I think they should be payed like a CFL player not exceptional but pretty good.

By the way, feel free to comment (see I put by the way)

Well Then

Since no body told me if they liked my comics or not, I don't know if I'll continue with them. But, here's what I'll do I will write more posts and throw in the occasional comic and see what people say, that is if there are any people to say anything. In short I will go back to my usual, typing up things that I think and things that I've done and just try to make it interesting for all of you, my readers. So now you know whats happening I'll sign off.

PS. A Triangle to all Y'all, unless a triangle means
something wrong or bad, if so I'm truly sorry

Story Continued