Imaginably one of the most awkward of moments

Awkward; by this I mean just out right silence would settle over those attending, and by attending i mean involved. This silence would then result in the freezing of time, and by this I mean the silence would probably be made up of One second that would feel like a minute that transitions into a year. Anyways let us begin to describe this moment...

... So here you are (yes imagine yourself in this situation, that way I am able to personalize this story to your imagination, which results in you being attached) on your way to meet with some friends. These are not just everyday friends, these are friends that you have not seen for a while of specified time that is more than a month. So your on your way and you stop to fill up gas, and with that comes a trip to the restroom. Upon entering the facilities you realize that a pimple has made it's residence in a pore situated on your face. This zit does not have ridiculously disgusting proportions, but noticeable non the less, and you know that when you meet those friends they will notice it and it will definitely make you look like a total nincompoop. (Though propably not true, we, I, and everybody everywhere knows that your friends are not that vain... or are they) Anyways it occurs to you that with a quick pop you would not have to worry about it and you could move on.

As you proceed to lift your fingers to your face and you lean in to get a better view in the mirror the inevitable happens... a stranger just walks in. With the sound of the door opening your head turns around to look at them (your fingers seem to always remain posed, giving away your intentions). Then they look down (fare warning, I have no clue how women would react to this... my deepest apologies for leaving you out.) and back up and slowly, and quietly ask

"were you..." and cutting them off you tell them
"yes... yes I was" and then this brings the awkward nod from this stranger you than politely walks out and shuts the door. Not knowing what to do you stand there frozen, than quickly walk out, pay for gas and speed off the lot. That's when you realize your face is all red and in the lower left corner their resides a small white dot.

Happy 50th

Yes that is correct this is my 50th post ever, at least that's what it said on my dashboard. So be prepared to be blown away, well figuratively speaking, I actually don't expect any chairs to topple backwards on account of this. Anyway enough waisted time, lets get down to the post... oh wait this whole blog is based on the waste of your time with nonsense and gobbly gook.

In other words let the time wasting continue... uhhh...
okay that's long enough. So recently I've been wondering how would life change if you'd imagine a silent k in front of every single word that you pronounce. like knife or knob and kwhat not. Now imagine that you begin to pronounce all of those previously silent Ks. In simple terms what if every word started with K. Kboom... kthat kwould kbe kweird, kand kind kof kdumb. Konce kagain... KBOOM.

Well, I feel that was the worst post of all time, but don't let that get you down, because it is still is going on... and your like Kwhat (don't worry that was the last time). I mean seriously how can this continue to go one, like when will it end.

PS. how did you like that cliff hanger, I've been practicing
(nope that's a lie)

PS. I actually ended the post with the word "end"
(first time in 50 posts)
(ah, Kdang... wreaked my ending, and lied about the K thing)
(just keeps getting better and better)