Laughter

Probably one of the body's weirdest functions, besides thinking i suppose. I mean it's a noise that can't be controlled except for held in, but i mean you can't control how your laugh sounds. Like it's made up of a bunch of different sounds that come from air that vibrates your voice box with weird wave lengths. All of a sudden your laugh will change unannounced and sometimes that change will include a strange snorting like sound that is truly bizarre. Then some people have that unnatural
sawing sound laugh like really fast breathing, it's like there hyperventilating. Then, usually when your tired, you get a fit of laughter that won't stop and that just kills your gut after about a minute and forces yourself to fight for air. When the laugh finally stops, any word that exits another person's or your own mouth causes you to brake back into that fit of laughter.

ps. my sister just snorted with laughter

The Man

The Man, who runs the world in other case, is made up of a lot of different people who run different companies. For instance the man of the music listeners world is obviously Mr. I-Pod i mean seriously he just controls everything almost everything to do with listening to music. When it comes to computers the man is most definitely Microsoft, you do know who the riches man in the world is right, and you have one company to thank for that, Microsoft. How ever to me there is one man who runs all of the men and that would have to be OPEC (Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries). The start to close the tap on the gas flow and they sway the world, and the same goes for when they really just open it up, fortunately they're tight grasp on society is weakening with the help of electric cars and different vehicles of the like. Maybe someday Manitoba will be the man with all our hydro dams and our vast water source, maybe the whole world will be at our beckon call

Ps. Dogs can grow beards all over