Iced Pink

Many of you will not know this but this is the second time I wrote this post, so now all that have read this now know that this is a repeat. Now that you are confused, or at least a couple of you just might happen to be as I say, anyways on with the post.

I'm writing this, not as one man's attempt at being rich and famous but rather because of the advice of my critiques. Who just happen to be those honored with the chance to be a part of my family. So in continuation this is a post about a... (If this was a TV Show there would be a long break to build suspense as they send people to the commercial break, and sense there is no long pause in this post at all, why not just imagine it...) It's not any spectacular art or extravagant cousin but rather is a blend that not many people would think to make but in actuality it is quite nice. It goes simply like this blend together Watermelon, Ice Cream, and for smoothness optional yogurt. As anybody would have noticed there are no quantities typed out, and that is because for the most part it's up to preference.

So... I hope everybody's happy because now any Joe Blow could patten my idea and become rich and famous.

PS. Phil is clutch

I realize writing a post while tired might be a bad idea

Though the title has a lot of legitimacy to it, I figured most of the time my funniest material is written during this stage in my day. To be honest I forget what I was going to say that had to be blogged and was promised in my previous post but my mind has drawn a blank. So I'll give you the usual jibber jabber.

So, last night I had an interesting experience, as I was falling asleep my brain was able to tell me that the body was shutting down, than all of a sudden (there really has to be a condensed way of saying that, "all of a sudden" it should be one word at least) I felt my breathing become deeper, heavier and longer. So this sensation got me to thinking, "don't they say we can use more of our brain while we are slumbering" and I was in agreement with said thought and than I started to experiment, all of which was done carefully trying not to wake said body enjoying the rest that it was receiving. Basically I attempted equations and tried to see if an answer would come to mind without actually do the question in my head. Anyway, longer post made shorter, the experiments failed and the math questions went without being solved and I went to sleep.

PS. I had something good for this as well, but have appeared to forget it, anyway this gobbly gook shall be over till the next installment.

I can't help but share some more news

Yep, I was going to leave this post blank, just as a prank, but than I realized that would not be even half as funny as me actually taking the time to type something.

So let the good times roll. Anyways, I just finished my first year at Bible College, and I still do not know what to think. It seems like a blur, everything moving so fast, but each memory so slow, I have no clue if it is actually over or if, I wake up in a couple minutes to find myself still in dorm.

But more seriously, if it still was not serious, the first year is actually done (I just pinched myself and it hurt) so it is on to summer plans. Construction looks like an option that I would like to take and I believe there are a few options that will take me, hopefully...

Hang on, what am I jabbering on about, every person that reads this knows it is for a laugh, or maybe two at most, not for this gobbly gook, or however that is spelled. Everyone reading this knows my plans, unfortunately they won't tell me God's plans for this summer, but oh well. Being a rather lengthy post already, I might just have to end it there...

Is it just me or are these posts beginning to be worse

PS. Your right, the blank post would have been funnier, and less work