The Death of the Salesman

By Sales"man" I mean "Person" (sqs) again, this post like most of my other ones are about society in general. In this society that I happen to be a part of, the sales"person" has little to no use. Sure you can have a good salesperson help you and you feel like they did a good job selling an item, however. It is my belief that almost every salesman has, effectively, been replaced by us, us the public, with a little help from my friend the internet. (there there little guy) I mean almost every "smart" consumer wants to know what a product is like before buying it and where do they get that info. That's right you know who's responsible for that. Review after review red over and over to get the specs and results, the pros and cons, and what its good for and if that is what you want. Once you have a good idea of what it's like from reading what people write down on some sort of blog about all sorts of stuff and you trust them even if you've never met them. You march down to the store that they, same people as previously mentioned, say you can get your hands on this i-tem, (and yes that's an anti apple joke). Once you get down there it doesn't matter what the salesperson says you make your choice and walk out of the store in ruffly 21.34 minutes without blinking an eye, and you walk out knowing you made the best choice. Since it's going a little long, I let you fill in the rest of the blanks.


PS. (sqs) = Sarcasm, for those who are too embarrassed to admit they aren't up on such slang due to fear of ridicule, don't fear I just made it up today.

Welcome to Facebook

So, another post, have you ever seen the home page for Facebook, I have, and you know what it reminds me of... That's right a drive through for fast food, I mean seriously
"Welcome to Facebook, may I take your order" "ah, yes I would like a medium page with little to no information about myself" "Okay, would you like a photo album with that" "uh mm sure, yes, yes I would" "That's all for you today" "Yes, thank you" "Okay that comes to free.99 plus tax as well as shipping and handle comes to a complete total of $0.00. Go to the next page to pic up your order, and have a good day."
Another satisfied customer I mean really what a life we live in, everything we want in an instant.

ps. If you click on an ad, that will cost you extra

Oh Boy

You know what it's like to be betrayed by a friend, to another friend, who's not even a friend yet, more like an acquaintance. Oh B O Y do I, said acquaintance asked me to drive her car to location of not said place. I, the obedient, nice child that I am, do so and not to mention I park it in a considerable ok place. Then big old bad brother Dustin says, "no that's not good enough, give me the keys so I can park it in the furthest place away from the doors." With a flick of the wrist my reputation is thrown away, and if that's not bad enough. Said brother's "Fiance" and another "Friend" have to take the car from there to another lot entirely. When it's all said and done the acquaintance comes back into the building and Interrogates me just short of death. ( by death, I mean figurativly speaking, there was no actual physical violence ) All the while the guilty party just stands around letting acquaintance believe what she may and blame me for this whole ordeal.

So I guess the moral of the story is that, just because your friends with someone on Face Book doesn't mean your friends with them at all.

PS. this post is to all of you who ad or except "Friends"
just cause you talked with them once