Project ZED

Forget that noise... I got all caught up letting you guys in on my best laid plans... But we all know how that turns out.  So back to the drawing board of my mind.

... Nope nothing yet, well I'll tease you with this for now until I edit this post and re post it... I know weird concept but it's going to work out yet... Till soon... and if you don't read this teaser post and just get to the blog by the time the full post is up, I apologize profusely...  Know I'm tempted to type on that tangent "I live on tangents, they are my bread" (Jake Sidewall).  Slowly I'll push this post until I'll have to edit out the part about this being a teaser, so I'll leave it for now because I haven't heard of something so ridiculous till now and I really think it could put me on the blogging map.

If your reading this right now, I'll apologize because the fact that you missed the time of marinating while you wait for the sequel to the original.  So this just might not have as much flavor in the mouth of the mind.  Fortunately for me this tastes great... I mean what blog post of this insignificant length has ever arrived to the public in two separate parts while still being the same post... (to avoid the common Mind = Blown, as I'm in the habit of avoiding such popularity I will just avoid the topic all together).

Sometimes you just have to ask for an extra scoop of avoidance

Since I'm in the mood for weird and possibly deep sayings here's a last one "Patients is the marinade of life" I put up quotation marks so you can feel free to use it as it is mine.

Lest it all changes

I cannot believe what's been happening to me.  Looking back on my recent posts I realized that I actually put up stuff that is not gibberish and contained real opinions.  So I figuratively slapped myself in the face and started typing who knows what instantly in an attempt to combat this slippery slop of ligitness (Note: Ligitness is a new word referring to a state a person finds themselves that mainly includes being severely ligit. Eg: I have found myself to be in a place of ligitness).

I can feel the momentum slowing already... This brings a sigh of relief to my wearied mind, now that I'm back to wasting your time I'll ask that you take a literal minute break from reading.  If you just kept going on with reading without pausing, I'd understand but if you did take a break, all I can say is I'm impressed at your commitment.  Plus it means I can write a whole minute less of material because you wasted that minute all on your own... So if you didn't pause, I guess you'll miss out on that minute of time that you could have easily wasted, but a las.

I simply cannot waste your time properly without having a significant post script

so here it is.... and just after typing that

I ran out of ideas.  So if you missed out on

the previous minute break I guess

this is what I call a second chance. 

(FYI I'm just asking that you waste one literal minute). 

So... I'm back?

Back where you ask, well that doesn't have to be a difficult question to answer especially if you actually read a post of mine or two posts.  However if you are still in the dark about where I have returned to the simple answer is SBC and to uncomplicate this for those of you who don't know this acronym it stands for Steinbach Bible College.  (and if that answer disappoints you I'm sure you would be able to come up with a different one, like Sand Bear Cleaning)

But that's enough time talking about your intelligence, after all this isn't a blog about you... but after saying something like that one just cannot help but go and say something like this... Your so vain I bet you think this blog is about you don't you.

So back to the reason that I write these words down and in this instance it happens to be about returning to school.  This would be my third and finale year at SBC... I know, craziness.   Just imagine this young blogger in one short year will finally have to decide what he wants to do with his life instead of postponing it by going to college.  (I don't know about other colleges, but as far as Bible College is concerned it is like asking life to hold back adulthood as you go about growing up... Weird Science)

So the jest of this story is, Life, if your listening, I'm coming for you, if I'm ready or not, just have to wait another 8 months.  To tell the truth currently I'm leaning towards the not, but who knows I guess a lot can change in order to make me ready, but hey... That's Life

PS. I thought it would be cooler to end this single solitary post without a  P.... 

Dang it.... oh well, I'll leave it for another time... till then, enjoy tradition