I typically don't publish other people's work

Well, If I don't become a famous blogger, I might become a famous publisher, so after a few more boring sentences from me I'll let you enjoy. Well at our school, we have these people called jerks, and this is one man's attempt at battling it.


The Jerk Scale 2011 has been implemented and its affects have already
affected many people to whom it has the potential to affect. The
controversial scale claims to find its roots from a pure and uplifting
ground. The inventor and co-founder of the Jerk Scale Brenton Friesen
says that the purpose is to "bring to light the darkness of our inner
jerkdom". Ironically Brenton Friesen (CEO of the company) is currently
on top of the leader board with a level of 2.0. When asked about it he
said "It's rough, I mean you create a beautiful thing with the intent
to point out who is the biggest jerk and how can they seek to better
themselves, and in doing it you realize that you are the biggest jerk
of all".

Randy who is currently 2nd on the leaderboard when asked how he felt
about being the 2nd biggest jerk on campus responded in a joyful
exuberance of delight and said "This is the best thing that has ever
happened to me!" the temporal denial is expected to ware of anytime,
saturating his soul with deep remorse for his actions.

Reception to the Jerk Scale has been mixed as some are excited to find
out who is the biggest jerk on campus and others think that the scale
is too personal. Brenton Friesen when asked if the scale was invading
personal privacy boldly pronounced that "this response is birthed out
of the inner jerk inside of the opposers, the very inner jerk that the
jerks scale is pursuing to abolish". While others feel strongly on the
matter others seem not to care. Thomas Penner when asked how he felt
upon receiving a written warning merely shrugged and said "i don't
know".

Others seem reacting to this new system in a confused and baffled
manner. Alexander when asked how he felt about receiving a written
warning for calling all Mexicans drunkards said "whats a warning?". He
and many other members who have been volentold into the scale have
been infected with what is being called the "chicken with their head
cut off syndrome". As the campaign continues co-founder Nick Penner
confidently claimed that "this torrent of confusion will soon crash
and the shores of the jerkdom will officially be under construction."


PS this is me again, and the line about me calling Mexican's drunkards is totally twisted...